mugs inspired by that hot beverage company
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The going nowherecollection
commemorate the shittiest period of your life
in mug form
Forgot to hide the moisturizer before a zoom call?
BUY THE HOME OFFICEEDITION
- Holds Hot AND Cold Liquids.
- Reminds you of just how shit lockdown is.
- Celebrate still having enough income to waste on a mug.
- Handle supports right and left handed usage.
Take my money
disguise your drinking habit
BUY THE workin momEDITION
- Can be thrown medium distances.
- Interior color compliments Rose, and even Chardonnay.
- Not tested on animals.
- Due to popular demand, limited to 50 mugs per order.
Take my money
01
How much does it hold?
Both mugs hold about 11oz. Or in normal measurements about 8 shots of Vodka, or 325ml.
02
Is it dishwasher safe?
I can assure you that these cheap-ass mugs will last longer in the dishwasher than your $900 iPhones.
03
Do you ship to North America?
Slowly. But yes. We're not amazon.
04
Can I get overnight delivery?
No. Leave me alone.
Show someone
That you made an effort.
What better way to show someone that you care enough, than to buy them a mug. If you really love them you would buy both. But who am I to tell you how to show your love. After all, I'm just a guy selling you dumb mugs.
